A#      D#      F       Gm      
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 |O||    ||||    O|||    |O||   
 O|||    |OO|    ||||    ||O|   
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.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
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[Intro]
D# A# F Gm
D# A# F F


[Verse]
A#                           Gm
My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
A#                            Gm
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday
D#                        A#
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
      F
Cause frankly there is nothing I can say


[Verse]
A#                           Gm
I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
A#                                   Gm
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
D#                        A#
This molded silicone has got me begging please
F
Give me more of what I really need


[Chorus]
               D#            A#
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
F                 Gm
Send your asshole into shock
         D#             A#
You need horse cock of course-cock
F
Grab the lube and slam the day away


[Verse]
A#                         Gm
My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
A#                        Gm
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
D#                           A#
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer
F
Slip it in and out be dripping goo


[Chorus]
(Dampened)
          D#          A#
As I take more cock, horse cock
F                 Gm
Shut the door and turn the lock
   D#           A#
Is your cock a horse cock?
F
You will never hear me saying neigh


[Chorus]
               D#            A#
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
F             Gm
Rub my dick inside a sock
D#               A#
Don't stop now, horse cock
F
Stretch out my insides and make me bray


[Outro]
          D#           A#
My lovely horse cock, horse cock
F Gm
(scatting)
D#           A#
Horse cock, horse cock
F F
(scatting)

(repeat until sore)